Cats! Love em'!

This is a pretty long rant. I̶'̶m̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶y̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶c̶r̶o̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶d̶v̶e̶n̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶e̶d̶.̶

I like watching Good Mythical Morning. This one episode annoys me. It's called "Killer Cats". I don't mind for you to say," I don't really like them,', it's when you say, "Yo, they be murderers'," when I take it offensive.

Rhett and Link don't like cats. Yes, they'll kill rodents and maybe birds, but you know what? Their ancestors were big cats! Meaning, not your cuddly sleepy kittens snuggled in a blanket on Google Images, but ones similar to the size of leopards and such. Fun Fact!: They hunted! (Shocker I know..) I wonder why they kill lizards and mice/rats and birds? *sarcasm* There's a thing called INSTINCT. Be thankful they aren't the big panther-like cats now, thank you adaptation!

Rhett: They don't care about other people's presence!

Cats and dogs are different in more ways in one. I call it diverse. Also, cats, at least mine, like rubs. They don't care about your neighbors because:

1.) "Human, it seems my bowl of crunchy deliciousness has been emptied. In my begging, I will sing the song of my people. MEOW MEOW MEOW!

2.) "What, did you expect me to jump onto you like a canine? Person, plz.."

Link: And they're gonna kill billions of them (birds)

Why would one let their cat outdoors in the first place?

Both: Why are cats more important than birds?

Again, it is their instinct to be like, "OOhh! flying meat, this must be added to my collection of strange edible things!" Cats and birds are both equal on my terms. It's a shame the beautiful birds are dying, but, WHY. ARE. PEOPlE. LETTING. THEM. OUT?

Also, if you already have a cat and suppose you are pressured to put it down, how sick is that?! Yeah, you know, little injection here and night night Mister Whiskerkins! After owning for what, seven years? N-O, no!

So let me summarize it all so this won't turn into the feminist thing where that lady had to stand and talk for thirteen hours, kay? Cats, love em', birds, never owned one, but they be cool too. I feel it's okay to neuter or spay cats and let them live. If you're a responsible person, you'll give it up for adoption or something, and not let it run out LIKE THE IDIOT YOU ARE! That's all! Bye` :)

#rant #cats